22nd July 2003

My Dog is a Nut

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This is Perrin. He’s named after Perrin Goldeneyes, a character in Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series. He’s a mutant border collie; in theory, he’s purebred border collie, but he’s about seventy pounds and his torso is out of proportion (lengthwise) to his legs. However, he has traditional “border collie” tendencies; he tries to herd the cats, he loves staring at them, and all he wants is to make us happy. He’s one of our two fine dogs.

Perrin was our “pound rescue” dog; Honor, the Aussie, went to Klamath Falls for the summer, and ran around for months with three other dogs. When she came home, we all agreed that she was moping. She’d lay on the couch, get up, sigh, go look at the food bowl, then go lie down again.

So we got Perrin from the Humane Society. We’re his third family. He has serious abandonment issues. When we take him to the kennel for boarding, he pees on the floor in a desperate attempt to show that he’s a good submissive dog.

Perrin hates the lawn mower, the vacuum cleaner, and, as evidenced by this picture- the little can of air you blow dust bunnies out of the computer with. He’s been known to charge the lawn mower while it’s running and bite the tires.

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  1. 1 On July 22nd, 2003, Razchak said:

    That picture really captures the eccentricity of the border collie. I’m a proud owner of a lawn mower attacking, cat hurding, sprinkler nipping Border myself. The dogs are so smart ! They really do mope. I have some family in Wyoming, and after seeing my dog come home and spend all day by itself in the apartment, I realized that moving her to Wyoming (where she can run outside all day with Aussies and other Borders) is where she felt at home. So, good call on finding a friend for you Aussie !

  2. 2 On July 22nd, 2003, Rustifer said:

    Oooh, the sprinkler. He hates being sprayed- he might attack the sprinkler though. Thanks Razchak!

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