11th September 2003

Mr Keupker

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This morning’s Daria talked at some length about a teacher-from-hell, her science teacher. I, on the other hand, suffered at the hands of Mr Keupker, math genius. He wasn’t so bad, when I was a junior in High School, in pre-calculus. But when we moved into Senior year and actual Calculus, the devil came out.

Our Calculus class was small; about seven people. We had a very smart transfer from Texas, a Romanian transfer student, some assorted Chess players, and a young lady I had a crush on- a smart, vivacious, athletic woman named Michelle Signor. Who happened to be dating a smart, vivacious wrestler named Nik. One of my vivid memories of Mr Keupker was him standing behind Michelle’s desk wondering aloud “why are you in this class?” as she worked on a class problem. Though she was smart, she was one of those women who believed her press releases- and Math was hard for her. She had enough problems with the “I’m not smart” language she was using that Mr Keupker was just an extra knife in her back.

I struggled along in Calculus- pulling a bare C, until Mr Keupker announced that his theory on education meant that if you got an A on the final test, he’d give you an A for the class (because you’d have learned it by then, right?). So, I felt justified when I finished my test first, turned it in and scored a 91 percent on the test. I was never one of his favorites in the class either. :(

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  1. 1 On February 17th, 2007, Frenzied Daddy » Behind Blue Eyes (reprise) said:

    [...] My dreams aren’t empty. But for the most part,they consist of “I’ll show them.” As in, “I’ll show Mr Keupker.” Or “I’ll show Dr. Cogan.” Although, I don’t really have much to show her. She told me that I was an unusually lateral thinker, and that she expected her students to call her when they were working on the doctorate,or when they had discovered the cure for cancer, or … you know; when they “made it.” [...]

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