6th April 2005

Message to the Next Pope

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I heard on the radio this morning that they don’t embalm Popes because if the body doesn’t decay, then obviously the Pope was a saint and the guy gets inducted into the Papal Hall of Fame. So I have a message for the next Pope.

Twinkies.

Seriously, man, eat twinkies for breakfast and dinner, and your place at the table of Saints is practically set.

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  1. 1 On April 6th, 2005, Christian said:

    What is it with Catholics and this bizzare fascination with dead (or dead and mutilated) bodies, anway? It’s unhealthy, if you ask me. Which, upon reflection, nobody did. Ah. *blink*blink*

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