29th November 2005

Cars 0, Me 2

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I’ve done it again.

By which, I mean, I’ve walked away from an accident bad enough for the insurance company to throw up its hands and shout “Don’t bother fixing it! We surrender!” Yes, the kids are alright. Yes, so am I. But the Kia is cooked. For those of you on I-5 southbound on Black Friday (Friday after Thanksgiving), under the Morrison bridge, about noon, I apologize.

What happened? Well, I went from highway 30 to I5 and then foolishly tried to change lanes. There’s always a traffic knot at the exit to I84, so I went into the left lane to go ’round, then back into the center because eventually I needed to turn right. On the second lane change, I hit a puddle or something on the road, began to fishtail, spun perpendicular to the traffic flow, and eventually into the concrete divider under the Morrison bridge.

You see that first point on the map? That’s where I pulled over and made Miss B sit on her butt. We were listening to rocking Christmas tunes and singing, and she was dancing- but I made her sit down (she had been sitting on her feet in her chair in order to get more bounce).

And the kia? I’ll upload some pictures. The scary thing is that I hit the concrete barrier at something close to freeway speeds and the air bags didn’t explode. I probably hit it kind of sideways (You can see sideways scratches on the front of the car) but the impact was hard enough to jar me, give Ms B a minor strap burn on her shoulder, and Toddler K bit her tongue hard enough to bleed. That’s not a little love tap. So if you read these statistics, take them with a little bit of salt, because my stupid air bags didn’t do anything. Of course, I did walk away from the accident (and promptly jumped back out of traffic).

Furthermore, I was really sucked in by Les Schwab. The weekend before Thanksgiving, I spent 2.5 hours and $350 at Les Schwab (and the kids were awesome), and bought completely new tires and had them siped because I was (and still am) paranoid, and their demos made a lot of sense. Well, the siping didn’t stop the hydroplaning, and I don’t think they helped when I was sliding perpendicular, either. Maybe I was expecting too much?

Well, we’re ok. And I’m out one newish car (2003), which has a positive side. But now, I’m looking for a car with decent mileage, good reliability, seats four (with 4 doors preferable), and I would really like to seat more (some sort of mini-van or something) in order to transport wood / building supplies / the neighbor kids. And my budget is kind of small. I was going to bid on one on ebay, but I can’t find the listing now (it already ended).

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  1. 1 On November 29th, 2005, David Adam Edelstein said:

    Dude. Thank goodness the three of you are OK!

    I think the next car should be a tank.

  2. 2 On November 30th, 2005, Shane said:

    Walking away is a good thing. Forget the tank…this was a small car and hitting the barrier at freeway speeds, and only cuts and strap burns? Nice!

    I am SO glad to hear you are all OK. Man that is a scarey thing…

  3. 3 On December 1st, 2005, Gwenidh said:

    OMG, I’m SO glad you’re ok! That’s very, very scary. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do?

  4. 4 On December 1st, 2005, Christian said:

    3d6 Combat Luck… (i know, what a nerdy thing to say). SO glad everyone’s ok. *hugs*

  5. 5 On December 1st, 2005, Brooke said:

    Wow! So glad no one was hurt. I know that part of I-5, it’s bad.

  6. 6 On December 6th, 2005, Linda said:

    Oh, no! I’m so glad that everyone is OK! I had a fender-bender not too long ago, and was glad that the driver at fault had coverage. Yet, as the accident was in progress, all I could think about was my daughter, who was in her carseat in the back. I have never felt so helpless, or so terrified in all my life.

    I’m hoping that everything works out well for you and yours, old friend.

    Best,
    Linda

  7. 7 On December 8th, 2005, Katie C said:

    So, pulled from my reclusive tendencies by a call from an old friend today, I start Googling everyone I’ve known for giggles and what do I find on your blog?! Not only are you and Brookes now twice blessed, but damn man! Car gots an owee. SOOO glad you all are okay. One word: chiropractor. Anyway, before I get too longwinded, congrats on the new addition and tell Brookes I said,”Hi!” Glad to see you are all so well.

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