17th
July
2007
I am not a Monster!
posted in Frenzied Daddy |Dooce’s kid Leta and Miss K must swim in the same school. Or something. Or maybe it’s a trait of all three year olds.
…” and for a moment I forgot what I was dealing with and asked her, “Leta, are you adorable?”
Which was the wrong thing to ask because she fell in the floor and started screaming, “NO, I AM NOT ADORABLE!”
Miss K does this routinely. If you call her “sweetie” she’ll shout that she is “NOT A SWEETIE!!! I AM A [miss K]“. She’s not a cutie-patootie, she’s not a sweetheart, she’s not even a cuddlebunnie.
