Caesar Bush
posted in Rantings |Once upon a time, in a land far away, a democratic ruler faced a losing war intertwined with civil chaos and an extremely low popularity rate.
This man was named “Julius Caesar,” and he successfully sailed his storm by ordering the slaughter of the Gaul and occupying their territory with outplaced Romans. Then he used his military might to quash his country’s internal problems. Philip Atkinson recommends that President Bush emulate Julius Caesar and do exactly the same. Order his military to kill all the Arabs in Iraq, move Americans into Iraq, and then turn the military against the sane people of America. By doing this, he would turn the liability of Iraq into an asset, he would cast fear into our enemies, and he would be popular with his military.
Oh, and he would be “President for Life Bush.”
President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world? For only an America united under one ruler has the power to save humanity from the threat of a new Dark Age wrought by terrorists armed with nuclear weapons.
I only have one question for Mr Atkinson: ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE?
