The Chevy’s been running a little ragged, and it’s due for DMV renewal, so I took it back into the dealer. It went into the dealer about a month ago and got a new “ignition module,” and it was doing the same thing, so I took it back to them. The check engine light was on. Their normal “diagnosis fee” is about ninety bucks, but they said it’d be free of charge since it was related to the previous work.
I don’t know exactly what they did- maybe someone out there can enlighten me about what it entails…but I think they just hook their diagnostic module up to the output on the car. Just like the DEQ does, and it takes about thirty seconds. Apparently, there was a “misfire in cylinder 1″ and “catalytic converter needs replacing” and something about a leak ( which, they admit, could have been due to an open gas tank or something ).
While they were hooking the doohickey to the thingamajig, I hoisted the laptop around the area looking for some wi-fi. I tried “wifipdx.com” and found some good options, but they were closed since it was before lunchtime. I came across “coffee shop people” on Grand, which looks really neat ( they rent out studio space for artisans, and sell art in the coffee shop ). I bought a cuppa joe, sat down and started the process of getting connected and learned their wifi was on the fritz. I wound up walking down to Starbucks.
This all took me about an hour to ninety minutes. How long does it take to hook the thingamajig to the doohickey? Ok, maybe they could see the problem and could fix it but it would take a little bit. I sat at Starbucks drinking their new standard blend and using the expensive t-mobile connection. Finally, at the three-hour mark I called them. “Oh,” they say, “the paperwork was just coming in on that.”
Yeah, buddy, I’ve used that line too. You’ve been sitting on it and haven’t bothered to call me ‘cuz you’ve been surfing for porn, haven’t you?
Anyway; to cut a long post short, they charged me $43 because two of the three error messages didn’t have to do with the “ignition module.” Not particularily amused, but willing to play along, I went ahead and wrote them a check. Ms B has already cashed in all of her stock options to pay for the expected repairs. I still need to replace the Cat Converter, and by gum the brakes need replacing too, so that money will still be spent; I’m glad it’s not the ignition module again, but I’m slightly annoyed that they took longer than 30 minutes to plug the parts together and read the output, and that they charged me for it.