4th
August
2009
Two Problems
posted in fathers, funny |There are two problems with cutting your finger with the lid of the dog food can. The first is that the lid is not nearly as sharp as your mother (“Don’t throw that at your brother! You’ll cut his head off!”) or Charlie Brown (“I cut myself on your dog food can. I hope it doesn’t affect your enjoyment of your meal.”) would have you believe. So while the cut itself is smallish, it’s really a rip in the skin and hurts like the dickens. The second is that this is when you learn that Barbie and Skipper used up all the bandaids when that maniac Ken rammed his car into theirs to keep them from capturing the fairy unicorn.
